Another writing contest for the close of this week!
Step 1: Look at this picture:Step 2: Write a haiku. Aspiring writers, loyal fans and general malcontents alike should send in their entries by commenting below. If you’re shy, you can email me at email@example.com instead. The winner will receive a signed copy of my newest short story The Eighth Day, printed on Rich Corinthian Leather, the flesh of the unclean, or resume paper (my choice). Submissions are due by next Thursday. I’ll pick the winner Friday morning and announce during next week’s Friday Fun. Show us all what you’ve got.