Another writing contest for the close of this week!
Step 1: Look at this picture:
Wagging the tentacle.
Step 2: Write a
haiku. Aspiring writers, loyal fans and general malcontents alike should send in their entries by commenting below. If you’re shy, you can email me at brickcommajason@gmail.com instead. The winner will receive a signed copy of my newest short story
The Eighth Day, printed on Rich Corinthian Leather, the flesh of the unclean, or resume paper (my choice). Submissions are due by next Thursday. I’ll pick the winner Friday morning and announce during next week’s Friday Fun. Show us all what you’ve got.
I’m assuming this is an enter-as-often-as-you-like contest, so here’s my first go:
one-eyed Cthulu
In flagrante delicto
Hey, he still has needs
Is absentia from John Bertram, who is experiencing technical difficulties
Cthulu hentai
I know where this is going
yet another meme
Summoning mishap
Puppy just wanted to love
Gibbering regret
Here’s one that is an attempt at a conversation between husband and wife as haiku:
W: “A really cute pair”
H: “One of the strangest I’ve seen”
W: “Did you teach him that?”
I love reiadng these articles because they’re short but informative.
Now we know…
What nightmares are safe
Kept in Davy Jones’ locker
Cthulu plushies